Sorry, if you’re reading this then you’ve either (1) been given this address, or (2) stumbled upon it accidentally. God help you if you’re trying to hack in and look around, there are naked pictures of very large men in a hidden folder.
Yes, I am that evil.
Well, I could say that this is the culmination of over 100 years of experience, distilled into a masterpiece of undescribable quality. A collection of songs that make women tear off their clothes and seek the warm embrace of the nearest person. A folder of music that when played backwards allow you to travel through time and do all the cool things that Superman could.
If you’re still looking for that, you’re shit out of luck.
However, maybe you’ll have a taste for a group of “Average Joes” getting together and playing a few pseudo-practiced tunes and, amazingly enough, getting paid for it. Now that is something I can atleast deliver on.
I do have to say that this is an ongoing event. The guy who patiently listens to these songs over and over and over and over (we’ll call him Scott and keep his identity a secret for now) and the band are still working on the mixing part so pardon our mistakes and not-quite-right levels.
All of these are 160kbps MP3s courtesy of Max (great program for Macs when it comes to ripping anything to anything).
Or, for more fun and direct downloading, browse to http://www.jamesthebard.net/blog/music/.
Sep 25, 2008Okay, I have some different news, and more importantly, something truly disturbing: there has been confirmation that we, indeed, look sexy whilst playing.
And by sexy, I mean, err, not sexy. Maybe more like a mongrel bunch. But that is not the point.
Here’s the proof: a few minutes of video.
Some things to note:
In all honesty, I truly hope you enjoy the video as we had an effing blast playing.
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There are a few other things that need to be added. One, Scott is working on improving what we sound like. I recommended ripping five random tracks off of a Led Zeppelin CD and using those a substitutes. He recommended removing my bass lines from the songs.
Needless to say, I shut my mouth.
Also, I’m working on try to get our video up and running. It seems that my current project is eating up time that would be better spent actually working on that very video.